Monday, July 22, 2013


Bob: [riding in Leo's car, speaking as Leo drives] It was an interesting morning, fruitful. But it lacked the intensity that you and I generate together, the sparks that we get one-on-one. We just gotta figure out a way to work around your schedule. Could we work afternoons? Two to four? Three to five? Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Dr. Leo Marvin: AHHHHHH! [slams the brakes, gets out of the car, walks around, and opens Bob's door]
Bob: Are you saying you'd rather work mornings?
Dr. Leo Marvin: [nearly incomprehensible] GET OUTTA THE CAR!!

Aloha! I hope this news finds you well. I write to you from the Dreyfest homebase, an underground bunker beneath Devil’s Tower, outfitted with a screen projector and speaker system that plays What About Bob? on repeat 24 hours a day -- It’s getting to the point where even I want to kill Bob! The point of this message, and of starting it with that quote from the movie that I have now watched eight-hundred and thirty-three times in succession, is to announce the band schedule for Richard Dreyfest 2013!!! Now keep in mind that these do not include the extra-curriculars we have planned, so it’s a touch bare-boned, but with these you can get a feel for who you might want to see and when. Please help us spread the word and post about this stuff on your social media, tell your friends and families, etcetera, etcetera, what-have-you. None of this will be any fun if you don’t show up and bring a buddy or two. ...Except for all the fun stuff.
Anyway, here’s the schedules, 
nearly popping off the page in eye-aching pseudo-3D:

I know our visits together are never as long as either of us would like, but duty calls and I must sketch 20 more pictures of Richard Dreyfuss as the Iron Maiden mascot, so I’ll sign off by altering the words from the What About Bob? scene where they’re acting like they have tourette’s and they're saying goodbye:

You: Goodbye for now blog, you green-puking piss-ant!
Me: See you at Dreyfest, barf-breath douche-mouth!

1 comment:

  1. The colors keep changing... It makes me feel like i'm tripping hard...then I close out this page and go back to work....depression sets in...