If you followed last year's posts, you know that we regrettably did not have enough time to interview all the bands that played. We really don't want that to happen again, so this time we enlisted some help. This interview was conducted by my 16 year old cousin, Martin. He just got into punk, and he is REALLY excited about it. Like....uh.....REALLY excited.
BULL MARKET IS A BAND THAT'S REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND THEY PLAY SOME WEIRD TIMES SIGNATURES SO SOMETIMES IT SOUDNS FUCKED UP BUT LIKE A GOOD WAY OF FUCKED UP. I SENT THEM SOME QUESTIONS AND THEY SENT IT BACK TO ME FO R THE READERS TO ENJOY. THEY ARE FROM MISSOULA AND PLAY TRUE PUNK ROCK.
BULL MARKET!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
We are three guys who like to play loud music—Phil Griffin (me), Dan Redinger, and Jordan Finn. We’re stupid assholes, especially Jordan. He’s like, smart, but really really mean. Phil and Dan are stupid though.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN A FUCKING BAND???
We’re all from Bill-ville. Dan and I now reside in Missoula. Jordan lives in his newspaper van on the Yellastone outside of Billings. We’re a band cuz we want you to aurally suffer. It all started when Jordan and I got into “noise rock” or whatever—METZ and Pissed Jeans, mainly. We love how heavy those dudes are, and wanted to do something similar. Dan joined us in the last several months, and it’s been great. Dan gives a solid HJ.
Well, I don’t know. I’m not sure that I care. Do you care? Maybe I care. Nah.
Google it. Or maybe ask Jeeves. Remember Jeeves? Jeeves treats a fellow well, ya know. Gives a mean HJ, Dan likes that a lot.
ASK JEEVES???? MORE LIKE ASK ME TO FORGET THE EARLY 2000S MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Dark times, man. Dark times.
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BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
(What the fuck kind of interviewer are you, man??)
I think it has something to do with the beans. Have you checked the beans? May also be the paper—you got the Hammermill Fore Mp White Multipurpose 11x17, right? But seriously it’s probably just your shitty interviewing skills.
WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR SONGS?!?!?!?
They’re loud and stupid. We really try to make them smart, but they just come out stupid. Kind of like you, Mr. Interviewer.
DO YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?
We have a fighter in the band, Joe. He’d love to fight you. Knock your block off, as they say. Don’t think you could handle it though
YOU ARE TOO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A wise man once said, “If the music’s too loud, you’re too old.” So suck it, you jaded dinosaur
HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING PIZZA, SHITBRAINS?!
I’ve already got some, thanks. I always keep a spare slice in my jawns, just in case. But fuck, I’ll take some ‘za.
FAVORITE PLANET: Pizza Planet. The journey’s totally worth it.
NO, REALLY THOUGH, NEPTUNE FUCKING RULES!!!
NEPTUNE’S NOT A PLANET AS OF LIKE 5 YEARS AGO. NASA SAYS SO. PIZZA PLANET.
WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE FUCKING EXPECT FROM YOU WHEN DREYFUCK HAPPENS???
Face-melting, gut-busting, ice-cream-cake-eating RAWK. Plus lots of chafing ;) Maybe some KY.
WHAT CAN WE FUCKING EXPECT FROM YOU IN FUCKING LIFE?!?!?
We hope to have fun. That’s about it. Any way to have fun, we’ll do it. Necrophilia? Why not. Freebasing pizza? You bet. Talk to Kelly La Croix? Well, I’ll try anything once. And then I’ll try it again, just to see. That last one probably sucks though. Maybe if he gives Dan an HJ we’ll talk…. I’M YER DAD.
You. These questions suck
Ok, well, uh...thank you...Martin. And Bull Market. For uh...geez. Just uh...thanks. A lot. for that.
SEE YOU AT DREYFEST!